Kid Created Laws

Ok, so I had my kids make up their own absurd laws that don't make any sense. (Refer to previous blog.) I told them, if it doesn't make sense, it's perfect! They are pretty funny. Here are some of the most creative.

1. You may not have a birthday in Mrs. Graves' class.

2. You may not use paper, you must only use a rock in Mrs. Graves' class.

3. Nobody can have a letter "d" in their first name in Mrs. Graves' class.

4. You may not go to the bathroom if you are wearing red in Mrs. Graves' class. (Surprisingly I am wearing red today!)

5. You may not ride a ladybug, fly, Mrs. Graves or a spider. (My room is decorated in ladybugs.)

6.You may not ride your bike across the house.

7. You may not sit in your chair, write or have a desk in Mrs. Graves' class.

8. You may not put your radio on top of your car roof.

9. Don't let a piece of paper with wheels cross the road.

They are so funny. We are clearly doing lots of hard work right now. Only 5 1/2 more days of school, but who's counting.