Cute Kid Stories

It cracks me up when I hear kids saying things that you know they had to of heard from their parents. I hear these daily but these were particularly funny to me...

All of the students in my class have a number assigned to them. They have it so I can easily put their papers in order. Most teachers when they get a new student just put the new at the end of the list and give them the next number. Well I am kind of particular about keeping my student in exact alphabetical order. Call me anal, whatever. So anytime we get a new student all the kids from the new kid on have to get a new number. So during the hurricane this was kind of a disaster because I was making them change numbers nearly every week, but they think it is kind of fun to change. So since Christmas we have not had any new students until about 2 weeks ago. So they have had thier numbers for quite awhile. Well the new kids came in, I put them in abc order and figure out what their number would be and shifted them all down a number. As I was going around the room giving all the kids a new sticker, with their new number on it, I get to the kid whose number is 15. I tell him "Ok, ______, you are going to be number 16 now." He just looked up and me with a sad face and just sighed and said, "It was fun while it lasted." I just started cracking up and I told him that 16 would be a great number for him too!

Then the other morning I had duty in the intermediate hall. This means I stand there from 7:10-7:35 and say "Good Morning" about 5,000 times. It is quite entertaining sometimes to watch the kids and just listen to what they are saying. Well one boy from kindergarten comes walking down the hall and I say, "Good Morning". And his respond was, "Another day, another dollar." What???? You are in kindergarten! Whatever.

And finally.... (Mackenzie don't be mad at me for telling this story)
My brother-in-law got in trouble a couple of weeks ago for driving crazy and his mom told him if he didn't start driving right she would take his keys away. Well, our niece, who is 4, hears things very well these days and repeats nearly all that she hears. Later that evening, my brother-in-law was tickling my niece and she was asking him to stop and he wasn't, so she told him that if he didn't stop she was going to take his keys away!

Got any cute kid stories??